Five Alarm Wings

4.5 star rating
2 reviews

Category: Chicken Wings  [Edit]

553 Upper Wentworth St
Hamilton, ON L8V
(905) 385-5550
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  • Review from Calvin S.

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    • 2 reviews

    Mississauga, ON

    5.0 star rating
    5/4/2012

    Was in the mood for wings and I found this place.

    Was interested in their five alarm wings since they had a shelf full of giant awards they've claimed from Wing Festivals.

    The wings were large and meaty, very generous with portions as well.

    First of all, the five-alarm's will make you cry like a little girl. At first the taste is absolutely unbelievably delicious. About a minute or 2 after you finish, it starts hitting you. Get some chocolate milk or yoghurt, because it will burnnnnnn.

    But I couldn't get enough of it, I just wanted more and more. I don't know what it was, but something about their sauces kept drawing me back.

    Great dry and marinated selections, fast service, and friendly service. Will definitely return!

    Definite 7/5.

  • Review from Dave R.

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    • 41 reviews

    Hamilton, ON

    4.0 star rating
    11/29/2009

    Having heard of this place a while back, I finally ventured to ordering from them.  First to note was the genuine happiness of the girl taking my order.  I could hear her smile over the phone, and she addressed me by my first name.  Very polite indeed!   Although I was promised 45 minutes, it was closer to 80 minutes before they arrived.   They were still quite piping hot though!  

    I ordered the Five Alarm Buffalo, and the Dragon Powder.  The first Dragon Powder had me sent back to the kitchen for more water.  Spicy!  But DELICIOUS.  Mildly sweet, with a bite of fire.  The second one wasn't so bad, and I only had a few moments of panic when things got heated.  The garlic toast, although somewhat wimpy, became vital to my survival.  Once I had finished the Dragons, I moved on to the Buffalo.  Now, perhaps it was silly of me to jump into a suicide sauce at a location before testing, but I felt like eating something hot.  The Five Alarm Buffalo were hot.  Like, FUCKING HOT.  The first one sort of burned a bit, but by the second one, I had to stop eating for a bit.  The second session was a bit easier, probably due to being somewhat numb from the first few.   By the time I had finished, my stomach was warm, I was crying, blowing my nose every few minutes, and my mouth was tingling like a mother-bitch.  Even now, about an hour later, I'm still quivering and sweating like a freshly shaved albino squirrel.

    [EDIT]
    The next day, I am seriously in a heap of shit.  My stomach hurts, I keep farting out vapourized sulfuric acid, and I've gone to the bathroom so many times that it feels like someone took a belt sander to my hoop.

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