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Brandi's
Category: Nightlife Adult Entertainment Adult Entertainment [Edit]
595 Hornby Street5th Floor
Vancouver, BC V6C 2E8
Neighbourhood: Downtown
(604) 684-2000
- Price Range:
-
$$$
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- Yes
- Good for Groups:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- No
- Music:
- DJ
- Best Nights:
- Fri, Sat
- Happy Hour:
- No
- Alcohol:
- Full Bar
- Smoking:
- No
- Coat Check:
- Yes
- Noise Level:
- Very Loud
- Good For Dancing:
- No
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
12 reviews for Brandi's
12 reviews in English
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Review from Emily-Anne P.
Vancouver, BC
2/7/2012
She took my bill and put it under my bum and proceeded to dip her head into my crotch, pick up my bill and then made me motorboat her. Do I really need to say more?
Brandi's will always have a special place in my heart, not because I am some sort of stripper addict but because they have the most fit and gymnastically talented girls in the city. Hands down. They are talented, gorgeous, energetic, happy girls. They always look like they are having fun and I just really enjoy going here.
Cover is $15 for boys and $0 for girls which I appreciate. Awesome. -
Review from Evilyn T.
12/28/2011 1 Check-in Here
Meh. We ended up here for a friend's birthday party on a Friday night, for me and the ladies there was no cover, but for the studs it was $15 a head. I *think* the coat check was by donation, so I paid $5 for me and a friend to check out jackets. It's quite possible I was already pretty hammered when I showed up, but I like to think if it as parttaking in the holiday spirit(s).
The dancers were alright, (to be honest I kinda thought the girls I saw at the Number Five were more engaging and good-looking, but they seemed to have a more alternative edge, whereas the girls at Brandi's all just seemed fake and kinda bored.) The last performer we saw danced to ACDC and GNR and stuff, which was about as edgey as it got, but it still seemed pretty darn safe. The redeeming factor is that some of the girls can do pretty amazing things on the poles, and I don't mean just grinding their vaginas into them. They can swing upside down and hold themselves up sideways too so you can get a great view of their breast augmentation scars. We all picthed in to get our birthday girl a lapdance, so she got to pick out the lady she wanted and got a two song private dance, which I think was about $80?
I bought a round of drinks for $28!!!!!!!!!! Sure they were doubles, and I probably didn't need them at that point, but $14 each? That is the single most expensive drink I have ever bought in my life! The glass should have been rimmed with freaking diamonds or something? Brandi's is alright if you think living in a mansion even though its in Surrey is the classy high life. Meh. -
Review from P M.
Vancouver, BC
8/12/2011
I've been to some dodgy strip clubs before, and this one is definitely classier and worth checking out!
I came here with a bunch of girl friends from college and loved that we didn't have to pay cover (woot!)
We all got a free shot from the bartender and got great seats at the bar despite the place being packed...
The first dancer was a wreck. I was actually turning my head and covering my eyes at certain points because I was embarrassed for her. Perhaps she was new or having a bad day, but she had on Lady Gaga-like shoes that kept getting stuck in her hanging rope routine. She kept falling down onto the stage in a "thump" and it was awful...
THEN, the next dancer was AMAZING. "Stripperella" had a full costume and a great routine to boot! She oozed sexiness, confidence, and had everyone riled up! She was definitely worth waiting for, even after the first awkward performance...
All in all, it was a fun girl's night out and I would try to go again and get a table! -
Review from Ariel L.
8/23/2010
If you are not from Canada, and are going here with high expectations, you will be disappointed. I walked in to Brandi's on a Saturday night at 10:45 PM, prime stripper club time. We paid the $15 cover, and saw an EMPTY STAGE. WTF? Where were the women?? We proceeded to buy a drink, and then stood around the large circular stage and waited for a dancer. And waited. And waited some more. Several minutes later, an extremely attractive dancer. She did a very neat, acrobatic, sort of boring dance. She got fully naked. She had an amazing body.
All the while, i'm looking around and i don't see any other women. What does a man packing enough dollars to make it rain have to do to get a lap dance. The dancer leaves the stage and a couple minutes later another very attractive dancer shows up. She does another acrobatic, slow and sort of boring dance, teasing the crowd. My eyes start to roll into the back of my head as i feel the tug of sleep coming over me. YAWN!!!!
I want out bad, but we have to get my bachelor at least a lap dance. We find a dancer to give him dance. They take him to the back. He pays $50 for a dance where the dancer stands across the room from him, out of arms (touching reach) and proceeds to strip down. SERIOUSLY?
We head out. The elevator stops at the floor below, at some massage parlor. We poke our head in to take a look. The owner says there is a flat rate to have a girl in a room with you, and that after that you negotiate what you would like down, because in Canada, consenting adults can do what they want behind closed doors (READ: BROTHEL). Now things make sense. Already annoyed though, we head out in to the night in search of free fun at the clubs.
NEVER to return... -
Review from Anne G.
Vancouver, BC
11/6/2010
Loved this place! Very busy, very trendy! The dances on stage are amazing, real performances!
Private dances are available from sexy girls dressed in white. The 1st private dance cost $35, and you can get 30 minutes dances for $150.
I was amazed by the number of women customers, they were all very sexy too!
It is a great place to party with friends, it really feel like a night out, there were many couples too and as far as I have seen, there wasn't any old pervert guys ;-) It was a real mix of people, from business men to Bachelor party (and Hen party too!!!)
The only bad side was the music: too loud!
Highly Recommended! -
Review from Gary H.
5/3/2009
I took my wife here (yes, my wife) and she loved it. she was so impressed with the acrobatics and strength of the women, that wesort of forgot it was a strip club...until they took their clothes off and danced.
I wouldn't call this place the best strip club I have ever been to but it felt safe, the girls were pretty (just ask my wife) and the drinks fairly priced.
I believe if you want to see naked ladies strut their stuff, this is a good place to go...with your wife as well. -
Review from Wayne L.
6/3/2009
People say its the best place in vancouver.
Some girls were pretty, but they had recycle some. Maybe because it was late. But patron cost about 19 dollars a shot..Which isn't too bad if you have 1 or 2. But i ordered about 8. I knew i shouldn't have taken some much Jager Bomb before I left my hotel. Eff
Blame this one on the jagerbomb -
Review from Luisa D.
9/17/2010
It's not like it's the worst strip club ever or anything. I just would rather go to the Penthouse or the No. 5 Orange where the strippers seem like they're at least having fun up on stage. Anyway, here are my notes. You can decide for yourself.
1) $15 cover (thankfully only for guys but still)
2) Big brother ID scan/Fort Knox security
3) Robotic strippers who at least smile but don't really seem to be into it.
4) $24 for two gin & tonics!
5) Our server was friendly at least
6) Bathroom was scuzzy
7) The guy I was with was intent on getting a lapdance but the girls weren't really working the room so we gave up. He's really handsome too so it's not like they were staying away from us because we were nasty. They just seemed bored.
8) The girls 'working' (see above for explanation of quotation marks) the floor are prettier than the strippers. Not so much fake boob action.
9) The strippers could probably crush you with their muscular bodies - they're incredibly athletic!
10) We did score a nice cozy booth just back from gyno-row which was comfortable
11) I've been there before and they charged a lot for their 'VIP' booths for a group of us.Listed in: Low expectations
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Review from food lover t.
7/25/2011
overrated and $15 for cover charge, not worth it. Vegas stripper was better than this Brandi stripper. And the drinks, totally weak sauce. They make cheap ass drinks.
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Review from Brian H.
11/6/2009
My wife and I went on a Saturday night and had a fantastic time. We arrived at opening but the place didn't get going for another half hour. Two hours later it was pretty busy and remarkably, there were more women customers than men! (Of course that included a bachelorette party...) Several other couples were there too along with the regular male clientele.
The dancers were very beautiful and talented. Drink prices were reasonable. A nice place too. -
Review from Bryan W.
Vancouver, BC
10/4/2010
This strip bar is unlike any other in Vancouver.Just a warning though its very expensive.Unless your friends with a bouncer or other staff member your gonna be paying 15 dolars to get in as well as 8 dollars for a drink.they do know how to seperate yourself from your wallet as the chair massages are to die for.about 20 bucks for a 3 minute massage.this place caters to the business crowd of Vancouver who have money or the regular joe whos foolish with his money.its very easy to spend $100 bucks here in under an hour.with that said they do have awesome service as well as very talented exotic dancers that know how to pole dance.they are very fit and athletic looking as im sure they would be after doing what they do for so long.ive seen people throw twentys at the strippers which is unusual but unique for a strip bar.but then again its a high end strip bar.theres always something going on at brandis
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Review from Darien C.
BC
11/18/2008
If the strippers at Brandi's weren't taking their clothes off for money, likely they'd be Olympians. I've been to a few strip clubs in my day, and I can unequivocally state that Brandi's has some of the finest dancers I've ever seen. Many, most, strip club employees barely constitute dancers. Most the time they seem dazed, drunk, and disinterested. At Brandi's it is the contrary. The girls here seem happy to be there, likely for the cash thrown at them. The dancing is a combination between hip hop and out right acrobatics. Most strippers barely navigate the pole. Here there's inverted 720 degree spins and flips to dismount. Impressive. The strict security here ensures a level of decorum remiss in many places. There are girls available to give you massages, actual massages, and they're not half bad, the cure for a sore back. If you're looking for a gentlemen's night on the town, Brandi's is the only sensible choice in Vancouver.
